Fists

What would you do if one time a noob comes close to you? What would you do if you haven't bought any melee? Use your fists. They come in handy 10 times more than just having a cheap pistol. Fists are one of the starter weapons in game.

Info
With your two hands, you can deal decent damage, that it only takes some of them to kill a Regular Noob. It also has a decent swing rate, and can hit many noobs in front of you. It's a very good melee weapon, but sometimes it lacks success.

You can pull off a cool ability to uppercut by pressing Q. Upon pressing that button, you will do a uppercut, dealing 4 times the damage on noobs you've dealt on them, with power enough to stun them. You can use it every 7 seconds.

Advantages

 * Efficient Tool
 * Special Ability
 * Free

Disadvantages

 * Outclassed with all possible melees in the shop.

Trivia

 * This is the first melee to obtain in game.
 * This is possibly the first weapon to be made in game. However, it isn't also the first weapon to get it's first abilities.
 * Brawler Noob is capable of using fists like this, except dealing half of the damage and doesn't have the ability to uppercut.