Baseball Bat

A fist can come in handy, but sometimes it's still not enough. You might feel like you need a better weapon. This is a weapon for people who decides on spending something cheap early on their walkthrough. Baseball Bats, which is the cheapest melee weapon in the game before the Fists.

Info
A baseball bat is capable of dealing plenty damage enough to take out a Noob in just a swing. Decent swing rate. For starters, it's a good weapon.

For every hit, there's a 1% chance that you can land a homerun on your pesky noobs, powerful enough to literally fling them everywhere.

Advantages

 * Cheap
 * Efficient for beginners

Disadvantages

 * By chance ability

Trivia

 * Baseball Noob is a type of noob who uses this bat, only smoother.
 * This is the cheapest melee in game.